Vulpes Lusor

When you start a new blog, you're naturally confronted with the difficult issue of what your first entry should be about. You want something that will attract eyes, and considering the places I've been announcing the existence of this blog, there could only one possible topic: golf games. Not just any golf games, though:  anime  golf games! With anime ladies! Golf is quite popular in Japan, and ladies are of course popular everywhere, which means there's a fair few to look at, so let's get cracking! Golf: Kiyapi Kiyapi Run (PC-88, 1990)   We start out with this pink-haired specimen, who I would describe as looking vaguely like a Rumiko Takahashi character if not for the fact that her left eye appears to be making a Picasso-inspired break for her ear. Also of note (and also pink) is the salmon-y skirt she has on, hiked all the way up to her sternum as she lines up her putt. Speaking of Rumiko Takahashi, you know what they never made a martial arts version of in...

Welcome to Vulpes Lusor, the world's ONLY video game blog owned and operated by me in particular. I've been thinking about doing this for a while—I wanted a creative outlet with which to share my thoughts, opinions, and (most importantly) jokes about old video games, and since I'm more of a writer than a streamer, I decided to start a blog! If you've ever encountered the (extremely funny but sadly defunct)  VGJunk , you'll have a decent idea of what to expect here, although I will probably not be publishing with his frequency. In short, I'll be discussing video games, in particular old video games and the history behind them, with focus on making silly jokes. Here is a (by no means exhaustive) list of the kinds of things I'll be taking a look at: Individual old games Old video game ephemera, including: Box art Magazine covers Ads Merchandise and promo items  Old video game journalism, including reviews Will this blog in all probability be abandoned within a ...